![]() ![]() ![]() You know you’re getting a little old when you’re APPALLED by all the tiny little girls at a concert. Whereas the dead-in-the-eyes dads seemed nothing out of the ordinary, the gaggles of botoxed mothers treating the concert like a Sunday afternoon brunch was quite astounding. ![]() They don’t know Katy Perry’s songs but they bought their daughters ALL the merch and will spend the better half of the show either gossiping, giggly, mom dancing, or taking turns going to get more white wine. The kind of moms that go to Katy Perry concerts: are drunk, are ignoring their kids, have really great plastic surgeons, think everything is hilarious, think you’re the sweetest (by virtue of you sitting in the seat next to them) and have perfect blow outs. No one in their 20sīeing in my (very) (late) 20s, I was hoping that there would be others like me, but it turns out what you will find at a Katy Perry concert is that everyone between the ages of 20 and 35 is missing. But as I learned on her Prismatic tour, there are a few unexpected things at a Katy Perry concert that make the experience all the more wacky. There are certain things you expect at a Katy Perry concert. ![]()
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